Mike Brooks

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Full Name:  Rev. Michael Keith Brooks Jr.

Homepage:  N/A

Email:  [email protected]

Birthplace:  Bavaria

Birthdate:  May 1, 1776

Sex:  Never less than 30 minutes after eating (i.e. Male)

Height:  6' 1" (pre-slouch)

Weight:  Exactly as much as you think, minus 10 lbs.

Special Moves or Tactics:  Punch in the nuts first, ask questions later.

Quote:   "I most certainly did not punch him in the nuts!"

Injuries to Date:   -Re-loosened tooth - forgot my own phone number -can only achieve erection watching footage of drunk driving accidents.

Fights:  Mike Brooks VS Cutright Mike Brooks VS Jason Newton Mike Brooks VS Roberts Mike Brooks VS Nathan Johnson Mike Brooks VS Steve Knight Mike Brooks VS Steve Knight: II Mike Brooks VS Chris Schneider

Something about yourself:  I invented a tissue box cover shaped like an ass.

Thoughts on SBB:  Provided me with a firm foundation for a rewarding career in the fast-paced 'human shield' industry.