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Full Name: Rev. Michael Keith Brooks Jr.
Email: [email protected]
Birthdate: May 1, 1776
Sex: Never less than 30 minutes after eating (i.e. Male)
Height: 6' 1" (pre-slouch)
Weight: Exactly as much as you think, minus 10 lbs.
Special Moves or Tactics: Punch in the nuts first, ask questions later.
Quote: "I most certainly did not punch him in the nuts!"
Injuries to Date: -Re-loosened tooth - forgot my own phone number -can only achieve erection watching footage of drunk driving accidents.
Fights: Mike Brooks VS Cutright Mike Brooks VS Jason Newton Mike Brooks VS Roberts Mike Brooks VS Nathan Johnson Mike Brooks VS Steve Knight Mike Brooks VS Steve Knight: II Mike Brooks VS Chris Schneider
Something about yourself: I invented a tissue box cover shaped like an ass.
Thoughts on SBB: Provided me with a firm foundation for a rewarding career in the fast-paced 'human shield' industry.