1. You do not sue Steve
2. YOU DO NOT SUE STEVE
3. Steve's Backyard Boxing is not Fight Club.
4. The fights shall be divided into 3, 1 minute rounds... 3 shalt be the number of rounds, and the number of rounds shalt be 3. Thou shalt not fight 4 rounds, nor shalt thou fight 2 rounds, excepting that thou thenst proceedeth on the 3rd round.5 is right out.
5. No biting, groin punches, takedowns, or using any other fighting technique that's not considered boxing
6. There will not be a "winner" or a "loser" in Steve's Backyard Boxing.
7. You may only have bestowed a T-Shirt if you have fought in the Steve's Backyard Boxing ring.
8. The fight shall end after round of 3 or until one or both of the fighters decide to end the match.
9. On the 7th day of every other week the day of the fights shall take place.
10. Nary a boxing day that will proceedeth minus thee consumption of the alcoholic beverage by a least one soul. If there be not a soul brave enough to drink the nectar of the gods or there not a beverage of such description: Steve will proceedeth from the heavens, bestowing upon all such the drink of the gods and will enjoy it himself.